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When buying seeds, you’re paying for little bundles of DNA, and these bundles turn into a photosynthetic factory which in turn creates cannabanoids.  You need to choose the seeds necessary to create the end result specific to your need.

How to Select From Thousands

Cannabis selection is not unlike wine selection (except with wines it’s all about the flavor profile since it all delivers alcohol in the end).

If you consider red wine as Indica and white wine as Sativa with a rose as a blend, it’s a functional analogy. Having tried different kinds (as mentioned earlier), you’ll know if you need one, the other or a combination therein.
The biggest difference – and where this analogy doesn’t hold – is that wines are like an instrument whereas cannabis is a symphony. One drinks wine to get alcohol, but different strains deliver a host of different chemicals all of which have different affects in different ratios.
 
Still, this analogy will get you started.
 
My favorite analogy though was created by Jody Radzik of boingboing.net, who correlated cannabis affects to the 7 gates on the Kaballah Tree of Life:
 
 
This chart requires more imagination than specificity. If you’re having serious neck cramps then you need a heavy indica, so consider how the above examples feel first, then look for the plant that matches the feeling where you need it.
 
After all this, just google what you need. “best cannabis for anxiety” will give you a number of ideas, or Googling “best cannabis for RLS” will give you ideas for strains specifically helpful for Restless Leg Syndrome. The charts above will help narrow down choices, but after that it’s time to get seeds and see what really helps.
 
Before you spend 4 months of your life growing a strain that’s only moderately helpful, if you live in a state where weed is legal then you can shop around for strains on your list and give them a try first.

Autoflower vs Photoperiod

When growing your own, the next question is whether you want autoflower or photoperiod seeds. Autoflower plants will flower on their own, whereas photoperiod will grow and grow until you change the light period (hours of sunlight/day), and then they’ll start flowering.

Photoperiod is considered more advanced since experienced growers know what plant height and size they want before they trigger bloom, whereas for the most part autoflower just grows like any other plant regardless.

Blue Blood strain only comes in autoflower, whereas others are available in either.

Almost all seeds for sale are feminized, such that all plants will be female. Only female plants produce flowers and medicinal yield so they’re in high demand, but if you’re a serious grower then you’d want both male and female photoperiod seeds so that you can create your own greenhouse.

It’s said that photoperiod seeds are much larger, but there’s a trick: if you grow autoflower seeds in a very large hydroponic pot, they’ll get quite large. The more resistance there is at the root, the earlier the plant will flower.  Stress causes flowering too, so if you transplant a small plant, it’ll stay small as the transplant will have triggered the flowering stage. If you get autoflower seeds, germinate them and then put them in the final hydroponic pot to grow and then don’t mess with it, you’ll get a quite large plant.

Medicinal Smoke vs Medicinal Edibles

Traditionally most people smoke weed.  Edibles came later, and then tinctures (oil or alcohol based).  The biggest factor here was decarboxilation, which you can ignore if you smoke it, a hidden factor if you cook with it, but crucial for tinctures.

Since most people smoke it, much of what you’ll read about seeds and their selection talks about the taste and smell profiles.  Strawberry Cough is the most famous, such that when you smoke and then cough,  you get a strawberry flavor!

If you don’t smoke it but use it in cannabutter or some other oil suspension and make brownies with it, these flavor profiles don’t matter unless you’d rather have your brownies taste a specific way. If you use a tincture, almost all of these flavor profiles will be lost.

The biggest factor is that smoking hits faster but doesn’t last as long.  Edibles take an hour or more to kick in, but then it hangs with you for the rest of the day.  Nowadays smoking a joint isn’t the only way to get medicine, and it’s almost no longer preferred for medical use: you’ll get the medicine you need almost as fast if you use an alcohol tincture under the tongue and will get far more accurate dosing.

The upshot is that flavor and scent profiles matter WAY less than what the strain delivers to cure your ills, the rest is a byproduct.  Stoners care about how Blue Blood  has an “earthy, piney aroma underlined by sweet notes of citrus and spice”,  but I care about whether I can stop crying mid-day from pain and instead function as a human being.

Nevermind how it smells or tastes, focus on the strain that delivers the medicine you need and if you like the taste when you inhale, so much the better.

Cost/Benefit

This is a hard call. If you live in a state where cannabis is readily available then you have to consider whether spending money on hydroponics / soil, nutrients, water and electricity will outweigh just going to the nearby “drug den” (dispensary) and picking up an ounce of the strain you’re after.  On the other hand, it’s likely that the local drug den won’t have the exact strain that you’re after.  Nobody in Colorado stocks Blue Blood, so even though weed is abundant I had to grow my own.

Now that you’ve determined whether you want to grow from seed in the first place, and if so have selected the seeds you want, it’s time to get your thumb green.

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